dekutree:

petition to add a “why” button

because some posts are just like

why

snoopdong:

Shhh

do you hear that?

It’s the sound of millions of suburban white teenage girls clicking away on facebook to prepare their “Summerr 2012 babyy” photo albums

donghaestongue:

Have you ever watched your friends from afar and realized they seem happier without you

wuat:

hey whats your myspace?

stealingcheese:

i made a bet with my friend for 20 bucks and she won
shes expecting money but little does she know im gonna give her 20 pictures of bucks, male deers.

i love myself

horse-ebooks:

holy shit adulthood seems absolutely fucking terrifying

like woah you have to pay your own taxes amd bills, go buy everything you need on your own, aND TONS OF OTHER SHIT I’M REALLY NOT READY FOR ALL OF THIS

sherlocksflybooty:

atra-feathers:

iamthedeadpool:

scruffydontgiveafuck:

rockstarninja:

is it just me or is Thor channeling some serious Nicolas Cage here.

Verily I say BEES 

Thou must forcefully acquire the Document of Freedom

We’re going to steal the Tessaract of Independence.

chongthenomad:

minniethelastspazzbender:

superkianagalaxy:

glitterclash:

seethroughgrayeyes:

I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.

You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him

Spongebob Squarepants

#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town

OH MY GOD THE NOISE FROM MY MOUTH

THE TAGS.

GOD FORBID.

THE TAGS.

commanderinqueef:

the blogger stepped out of his house

the sun hit his face

he stepped back into the house

wow thanks, i will continue to move my blog in such ways

nicolascagefanblog:

sashagreystoilet:

ohmygod

GAY

ijust barfed